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What movies have not aged well?

12.06.2025 00:34

What movies have not aged well?

Octopussy

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

The Man with the Golden Gun

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Live and Let Die

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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Dr No

-J W Pepper

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Will you share your wife? Can she take both of us at the same time?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Moonraker

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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Goldfinger

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

From Russia With Love

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Diamonds Are Forever

-”She is very sexyful!”

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A View to a Kill

-All the bad guys are black.