What movies have not aged well?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why do I sweat (mostly on face) when I eat usually spicy food?

From Russia With Love

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-J W Pepper

What makes Nigerian scammers skilled at impersonating people? Is their success a result of intelligence or other factors?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Trump is going to target known criminals in the country illegally for deportation. The Democrats have vowed to fight him every step of the way. Don't they understand this is one of the issues that cost them the white house, the house and senate?

Octopussy

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why do some people hesitate to say 'I love you' even after their partners have said it first? How can one interpret this behavior from their loved ones?

Moonraker

-”Ah so!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

How do Democrat Party voters feel about the fact that Kamala Harris never received one primary vote to be the nominee in 2020 and certainly not in 2024?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-All the bad guys are black.

Canadians went out of their way to help Americans stranded in Canada after 9.11.2001. Why did Canadians help so much the way they did? We read that Canadians don't particularly like Americans to begin with.

A View to a Kill

Live and Let Die

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

How long will it take Christian president-elect Donald J. Trump to restore our nation's moral values?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What is the reason for writing X^2 as XX instead of X*X?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Goldfinger

Which bands became massively popular for covering songs rather than recording originals?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Do all armies have the same rank structure?

-”She is very sexyful!”

You Only Live Twice

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Dr No

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond slapping Tracy.